Funny Ways to Start a Conversation with a Girl

Funny ways to start a conversation

Funny ways to start con­ver­sa­tions with girls

Can you guess what the sec­ond most attrac­tive trait a man could pos­sess is? Most peo­ple know that the first is con­fi­dence, but the sec­ond is humor. Women will tell you (in both their words and actions) that they love a man with a good sense of humor.

A sense of humor allows you to say risqué things that can increase sex­ual ten­sion, while ensur­ing that she enjoys your com­pany. Today we’ll explore how to start a con­ver­sa­tion with a girl you like using funny con­ver­sa­tion starters.

Pur­pose of Con­ver­sa­tion Starters

Before we dive in, it’s impor­tant to empha­size that the pur­pose of a con­ver­sa­tion starter is just that, to break the ice and allow con­ver­sa­tion to hap­pen. It’s not to build attraction.

A suc­cess­ful opener is one that gives you a way to start con­ver­sa­tion and your con­ver­sa­tion skills enable you emo­tion­ally con­nect with a girl and build attraction.

While it’s nice to get a smile from a girl early on because it sets a relaxed and fun mood, don’t panic if she doesn’t respond as you’d hoped. Just smile and con­tinue to make conversation.

More impor­tant than the words you say is the way that you say them. I doubt that any of my pre­vi­ous girl­friends remem­ber the con­ver­sa­tion opener I used when we first met, but you can be sure they all remem­ber the over­all impres­sion I made on them.

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Funny Con­ver­sa­tion Starters

Funny con­ver­sa­tion starters will gen­er­ally work best with friendly and out­go­ing women. For women who are more reserved, we’ll explore other good con­ver­sa­tion starters later. So with­out fur­ther ado, here are some funny con­ver­sa­tion open­ers you could try:

  • I thought I was hav­ing the most fun here, until I saw you. Do you like this bar?
    Girls are nat­u­rally attracted to the guys who seem to be hav­ing the most fun so let her know that you’re hav­ing a good time, then con­tinue the con­ver­sa­tion by mak­ing a com­ment about your shared environment. 
  • Did you invite all these peo­ple? I thought it would just be us. 
    This will get a smile, while at the same time let­ting her know that you like her.
  • I bet I can get a drink faster than you.
    Use this when you’re at a bar try­ing to get a drink and a cute girl is next to you try­ing to get one too.
  • Excuse me, but did you just touch my back. I really need a lot of per­sonal space.
    This is good for when a girl acci­den­tally touches you in a crowded bar. She’ll often respond with a sar­cas­tic apol­ogy.
  • Did you just touch my butt?
    Use this if the two of you bump into each to put her on the defense. It works well because it’s unex­pected, bold and turns the table on tra­di­tional dat­ing norms.
  • Are you girls mak­ing mis­chief over here.
    This is a dis­arm­ing and light­hearted way to start a conversation. You could carry on by telling them that they look shifty, like they’re going to steal something.
  • This gift shop is a lit­tle bor­ing; I was hop­ing to get my Grand­mother a Wolver­ine table cloth. 
    Some­thing fun for when you’re out gift shopping.
  • Am I ugly?
    This works well if she looks away after you spot her look­ing over at you.
  • I know that look. Are you girls male bash­ing?
    This is a great way to inter­rupt girls who appear to be hav­ing a seri­ous conversation.
  • There are so many women’s mag­a­zines! I think they are instruc­tion man­u­als on how women can con­trol men, what do you think?
    This is a fun con­ver­sa­tion starter for when you’re next shop­ping for a magazine.
  • Do you know who you remind me of? Some­one I’d like to meet.
    This one is good because at first it seems like an indi­rect opener and then you sur­prise her by being very direct.

“Cocky Funny” Con­ver­sa­tion Starters

Most dat­ing gurus agree on the power of “cocky funny” in cre­at­ing attrac­tion. The rea­son that cocky funny open­ers are so effec­tive is because they com­bine con­fi­dence with humor, which is an irre­sistible com­bi­na­tion for women. Here are some cocky funny con­ver­sa­tion open­ers to get you started:

  • Are you super-shy or what? I’ve been here for ten min­utes and you haven’t offered to buy me a drink or even said hello. 
    This turns the table on tra­di­tional dat­ing norms and puts her on the spot.
  • Are you sin­gle? So when are you ask­ing me out? Are you ner­vous?
    This also turns the table on tra­di­tional dat­ing norms and demon­strates a lot of confidence.
  • You seem like a real meanie! 
    Use this on a girl who you see turn­ing down other guys to put her on the defen­sive. You could also accuse her of being “noth­ing but a heart breaker”. This can lead to great con­ver­sa­tions as she defends her­self, while you play devil’s advocate.
  • Are you rich chicks? I’m look­ing for a rich girl who can buy me stuff.
    Funny because it’s so unex­pected and because usu­ally women have the rep­u­ta­tion of being gold diggers.
  • I know you prob­a­bly get no atten­tion from guys what­so­ever, so I thought I’d come make some con­ver­sa­tion with you.
    This opener works best on espe­cially attrac­tive girls who prob­a­bly gets approached a lot. If she under­stands sar­casm she’ll know to take it as a com­pli­ment and admire your confidence.
  • Are you undress­ing me with your eyes.
    Use this on a girl who is mak­ing eye con­tact with you to put her on the spot.
  • All right, it’s not work­ing out, we need a divorce. I’ve decided you can keep the Fer­rari, I get the Porsche.
    This one works a treat in social set­tings like a party or club and almost never fails to get a woman to smile.

Be care­ful to ensure that your cocky funny con­ver­sa­tion starters are inter­preted as humor and not as arro­gance, as that could get you into trou­ble. A small smile after deliv­ery helps in ensur­ing that your com­ment is taken in the right way.

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Tips for Deliv­er­ing Your Opener

Play­ful approaches are great ice­break­ers if you under­stand the art of the deliv­ery. Here are a few tips for ensur­ing your con­ver­sa­tion starter has the intended impact.

  • Always pre­cede your opener with “Hey”, “Hey guys”  or “Excuse me” to get her full atten­tion before deliv­er­ing your con­ver­sa­tion starter.
  • Speak louder than you nor­mally would. Not only will you reduce the chance of her respond­ing with “What?” or “Huh?” but speak­ing louder can also help you to mask anxiety. It’s when you speak softly and she can barely hear you that she’ll start to focus on your flaws.
  • Keep strong eye con­tact and use ges­tures to cap­ture and hold attention. 
  • Don’t speak too fast, reduce um’s and ah’s as much as pos­si­ble and empha­size the key points to be sure they’re heard.
  • You energy level should be roughly the same or slightly higher than the girls you talk­ing to.    
  • Funny open­ers are most effec­tive if she thinks you’re being seri­ous for a split sec­ond, until you crack a light smirk.
  • Remem­ber it’s all about your “vibe.” If you come across as a fun and friendly guy with an easy-going con­fi­dence then chances are she’ll be very happy to talk to you.

Clos­ing thoughts

Now that you have a feel­ing for what makes a funny con­ver­sa­tion starter, feel free to come up with some of your own. Just keep in mind the pur­pose of con­ver­sa­tion open­ers is sim­ply to start a con­ver­sa­tion with a girl. Even if you start the con­ver­sa­tion on a funny note, you should be pre­pared to engage in mean­ing­ful conversation. It’s only through an emo­tional con­nec­tion that you’ll gen­er­ate real attrac­tion with a woman.

Also, don’t bog your­self down try­ing to mem­o­rize a funny opener for every pos­si­ble sit­u­a­tion because it’ll only lead to analy­sis paral­y­sis. Some­times the most effec­tive open­ers are the most sim­ple. If you’re not sure what to say, then try a cold read­ing opener and for con­ver­sa­tion tips, check out this post about how to make con­ver­sa­tion with a girl.


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About Tyler Duncan

I'm not naturally good with women. Most of what I know I learned the hard way. I know how it feels to be too shy to approach, to get stuck in the "Friend Zone" and have girls flake on me. Check out this embarrassing post about How I Got My First Slap →

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